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Saturday, April 18, 2009
DJVNH - Up and Down
When is a trip to Deja Vu (North Hollywood) a disappointment and not a disappointment. Well, it's a disappointment when your favorite dancer isn't there, which, in my case, was Never Tame. She was out.
It's not a disappointment solely because of the waitresses. They are shining stars.
With Brother Morley off on business somewhere not here, Brother Randolph bravely volunteered to stand in his place. We went to DJV at 9:00 and found it rather sedate, somewhat empty. I figured something was amiss with Never Tame as usually she greets me at some point. Sure, she may have been busy with a customer, but it felt like she wasn't there.
Maybe, I deluded myself into thinking, she was skipping the slow period and showing up later for the more active period starting at 10. Sure, that's it. Randolph wasn't buying it. "She ain't showing, dude!" he kept saying about every 5 minutes.
He had enough at about 9:45 and left. I decided to tough it out a bit longer and see if there were any new faces for the 10:00 shift, plus I enjoyed watching the waitresses.
So here's the situation: solo guy, fairly harmless looking, watching with a bemused smile. I should have been approached by every dancer. No Morley or Randolph to run interference. Cannon fodder, Ladies. A PL but a nice PL. Come and work your magic.
I was approached 3 times. Charms checked up on me but didn't really converse. The other two were of the "Wanna dance?" variety. That's why I appreciate Never Tame. She can freaking converse! You wanna dance? She'll give you a dance until you're screaming for mercy but she can talk too, with intelligence and wit. That's why she's STILL firmly number one. She's got game.
"Wanna dance?" Give me an effing break. How can you connect with that? My wallet stayed safely closed.
It's not a disappointment solely because of the waitresses. They are shining stars.
With Brother Morley off on business somewhere not here, Brother Randolph bravely volunteered to stand in his place. We went to DJV at 9:00 and found it rather sedate, somewhat empty. I figured something was amiss with Never Tame as usually she greets me at some point. Sure, she may have been busy with a customer, but it felt like she wasn't there.
Maybe, I deluded myself into thinking, she was skipping the slow period and showing up later for the more active period starting at 10. Sure, that's it. Randolph wasn't buying it. "She ain't showing, dude!" he kept saying about every 5 minutes.
He had enough at about 9:45 and left. I decided to tough it out a bit longer and see if there were any new faces for the 10:00 shift, plus I enjoyed watching the waitresses.
So here's the situation: solo guy, fairly harmless looking, watching with a bemused smile. I should have been approached by every dancer. No Morley or Randolph to run interference. Cannon fodder, Ladies. A PL but a nice PL. Come and work your magic.
I was approached 3 times. Charms checked up on me but didn't really converse. The other two were of the "Wanna dance?" variety. That's why I appreciate Never Tame. She can freaking converse! You wanna dance? She'll give you a dance until you're screaming for mercy but she can talk too, with intelligence and wit. That's why she's STILL firmly number one. She's got game.
"Wanna dance?" Give me an effing break. How can you connect with that? My wallet stayed safely closed.
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