What doesn't work in Entertainment Clubs

Too many tattoos or piercings - Why? What's the purpose? I don't want to look at "human art" or deal with your image issues, just keep the skin nice and, well, bare. Even Angelina Jolie loses brownie points for too much ink. Sacrilege, yes, but true.

Attitude - I get enough of that with daily life. Why would I want attitude when I go to a club to relax?

Inflated tits - Sorry to say, that's so passe. Keep them real. So what if you think they're too small, better to keep them real and feel honest about yourself then indulge in watermelon implants that could cudgel a guy to death.

Giggles - It's a total turnoff when an attempt at conversation or the giving of a compliment is returned with brain dead giggles. If you don't know what to say, smile and shake your tits in my face.

Not Dancing to the Music - It's really better to work with the music than against it. Very few dancers can do interpretive dance and do it well. Consider the music your friend and use it.

The Immediate Sell - Fer craps sake, give me a moment to sit down and get a drink before you approach and ask about a dance. Better still, wait a song or two so I can get my bearings. Yes, I understand it's a slow night and the Dimms are the only patrons in the joint but just hold back a moment.

The Constant Sell - And after holding back a moment, don't keep coming over every 5 minutes. "No" means "Leave me the fuck alone". "Maybe later" means "Maybe 2 hours from now. Until then leave me the fuck alone."

We go to an Entertainment Club to be entertained, to see beautiful girls doing a nice dance and removing a few articles. If you have "it", believe me, we'll dutifully dole out a few bucks but if you don't have "it" don't waste our mutual time. You're welcome to ask and learn where you can improve. We've seen some great dancers ruined by a body of tattoos. We've seen great bodies dance like in a s.l.o.w m.o.t.i.o.n m.o.v.i.e while the music is thrash.

But, as posted earlier, the Clubs have bigger issues, like how to survive in crap times when money is tight. I would think it as an opportunity, as a chance to provide an easy escape but the key is it'd have to be relatively inexpensive. Inexpensive but not cheap either.