Saturday, May 16, 2009

Dimm Brothers' School of Stripology

We discussed this last night while at Deja Vu, of opening a school for strippers (and waitresses). In addition to the basic classes of pole dancing and lap dancing, there'd be courses on customer service, conversation skills, psychology, sales techniques, even marketing.

The idea being that the graduates would be more than "Wanna dance?" clones. They'd be able to converse, to recognize a customer that will be worth the effort versus one who isn't going to open the wallet. To learn how to handle the octopuses versus the shy newbies.

Admission would be nominal since it'd be a working school. The dancing might be a little raw (pun intended).

The problem we see is accreditation. How to convince the State that the school is a good thing.

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