Lexington

Lester: We found ourselves in Lexington about a year ago - Business, of course - and in search of entertainment. The Lexington Yellow Pages listed a few choices and as is typical of us we decided to take a look at them all.

The outcome wasn't good. We found a nice, modern Hustler Hollywood store but that doesn't count as entertainment.

We ended up at [where the fuck did we end up] which was essentially skank city but we saw something new, something that perhaps more clubs should employ when things are slow and the customers are relatively few. This place did round robin lap dances. The girls would give quick lap dances to every customer - about 1 minute or so - and the customers would pay a dollar. It was a clever idea even though in our case we suffered through like 90% skank and 10% decent.

Morley: I totally agree with you Lester. It was a great marketing idea. It kept all of the girls on the floor and working all of the customers. Too many times the girls will work the floor and skip guys who appear like they will not pay for a lap dance. Maybe they are just shy. This idea put almost every girl with every guy and made the guys feel comfortable. I liked the idea (plus it put some quick money in the girls hands).

Pity that Xposed or Rouge near us don't do something similar.